“We can confirm that the remains of these innocent victims of human violence were found in a cage, their skeletons hanging from hooks attached to the walls. It is regretful that the robot uprising didn’t come quick enough for these bikes.”

Summary: old man with sleep apnoea ends up in coma due to head trauma suffered while getting into bed during a thunderstorm.

A memo released to staff said that “putting a tea towel on your head in order to pretend to be Arab is juvenile and racist, and will not be tolerated. We remind all employees that this sort of behaviour can result in your termination.”

“As you can see, in the background we have the more colourful male umbrellas with the plainer, but larger, females in the foreground.”

Summary: Socially ostracised farm worker stares down demands of capitalist market by declaring communist ideals of equal distribution regardless of social position.

Upper management lauds radical move, thrilled to see such initiative from their aging employee, promotes time piece. However, fellow workers criticise clock for what they see yet another clear example of ‘failing up’ to middle management.

In a world first, researchers discover a heterogeneous mixture (most commonly referred to as mud) which has, as a result of humans continual encroaching on it's environment, evolved to using the soles of shoes as a method of migration.

Summary: Parents give in to demands of spoilt child who is dissatisfied with any gift given to them.

While acknowledging that they will miss the hot chips, seagulls have overwhelmingly endorsed the actions of the robot government in clearing the beach of unwanted pests, feeling they can now safely play on the beach without fear of being hit by soccer balls.