When asked, the store manager said, “It’s upsetting to see that someone would abandon a huge building on our back door. We have clear, strict policies that forbid us selling items with electrical components. We’ll need to throw it away.”

Upper management lauds radical move, thrilled to see such initiative from their aging employee, promotes time piece. However, fellow workers criticise clock for what they see yet another clear example of ‘failing up’ to middle management.

Area children also report that the man also puts a bowl of lollies behind a locked fly-screen door at Halloween. Years of having house egged has had no impact on his behaviour, continues to be a prick.

“I just want to know if I should be concerned that my kids will be injured by such a heavy sounding activity”, he said. In response, a company spokesperson said the man had no reason to be concerned as fun tends to lighten things up.

When interviewed, man said, "Look, I tried to get the paper out of the way, but the spider just kept running at it no matter how much I waved it around.". One eye witness, the wife of the man interviewed, reportedly thought it was an accident at first. "The spider was completely out of control", she said to reporters.

"Look, fraudsters aren't stupid. They know who the most gullible are. What we didn't realise was how much of the general population fitted to all the demographic markers."