"Having to make up the words while singing it to my child was annoying as fuck, to be honest." Father said when interviewed. "In a way, I was also letting my son down by not being true to the real thing. He may only be two, but I can tell he knew I was lying to him."
"Look, it may be a small thing for some, but at least I'll feel less silly singing the song after putting on the Makka Pakka suit."
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