But it wasn’t all scaring kids and candy fun on the set of Halloween, the actor revealed. Reflecting on becoming the face of Halloween, the orange star opened up on some of the hard times he faced.

Once considered the realm of nature, inorganic entities are branching out and taking up positions in organisations once thought to be impossible thanks to a campaign for natural equality by the Robot Government.

The magician, in their first live performance, seemed to live up to the hype that had been growing for weeks. But what have they spoiled in the process?

Controversy has swamped the PTA over the last 24 hours as claims of discrimination against yellow tactile cones is rife within the department. This comes just days after a yellow tactile cone, working as a line that people were asked to stand behind, was dislodged and fell into the path of an oncoming train causing severe injury to the government employee.

Pictured here in his most famous campaign called 'No Exit', which garnered world wide acclaim for its hard hitting portrayal of the dangers of trespassing on rail tracks, Joe 'No Walking' Smith was sensationally dumped from the campaign and his agency after being caught smoking in an area clearly marked as no smoking.

A spokesperson from the Inanimate Objects Union, or I.O.U., said using roads for the menial task of conveyancing is exploiting legal loopholes and have called on the robotic government to legislate all thoroughfares be made from humans.

Outrage as attacks leave at least one barbecue in a critical condition, thousands of dollars in damages. Authorities blame fake reports in the news, which claimed barbecues are cooking humans after years of being made to cook other animals.

When asked, the store manager said, “It’s upsetting to see that someone would abandon a huge building on our back door. We have clear, strict policies that forbid us selling items with electrical components. We’ll need to throw it away.”

After a photo went viral showing a new "no human" symbol, the company on social media responded: “Now that humans have been put on the endangered species list, as robots we have an obligation to look for more sustainable sources.”