In a blow to the local economy, tourism industry is all but eliminated along with humans during the robot uprising, leaving many older tourist attractions, already struggling to find relevancy, with few job opportunities.

Body-positive message of teapot who finds freedom in focusing on what can be done, while finding peace with what can't be.

The Public Transport Authority and trains have applauded the robot government for its initiative, as train delays become a thing of the past due to the rail network not having to deal with problematic humans and the constant issues they caused.

In a world first discovery, a plumber has stumbled upon a new species of water pipe found only in lawns. What’s more, we’re lead to believe that it only grows by replacing plumb trees, no doubt due to it being made of lead, lead scientists say.

Area children also report that the man also puts a bowl of lollies behind a locked fly-screen door at Halloween. Years of having house egged has had no impact on his behaviour, continues to be a prick.

What are you trying to prove by demanding you be allowed to climb Uluru? That you can conquer a mountain, or that you subjugated a culture?

“I just want to know if I should be concerned that my kids will be injured by such a heavy sounding activity”, he said. In response, a company spokesperson said the man had no reason to be concerned as fun tends to lighten things up.