Breaking News: Large spider commits suicide by running into rolled up newspaper. One man taken in for questioning by police, later released.
When interviewed, man said, "Look, I tried to get the paper out of the way, but the spider just kept running at it no matter how much I waved it around.". One eye witness, the wife of the man interviewed, reportedly thought it was an accident at first. "The spider was completely out of control", she said to reporters.