Local words enjoying the popularity of Wordle, haven't been used this much since Words With Friends.
Electorate, after suffering through 2 years of pandemic, threatened with new election.
Local satire news website calls popular social media company's bluff over blocked content by shouting into the #void instead. Sadly discovers the same level of #engagement.
Local man leaves a few Yellowpages books to rot on the front porch as a warning to the rest of them.
Voter fear as non-US Election based tweets appear to be wasted on #ElectionNight with few #engagments reported.
Government blamed for the increase in crime during pandemic due to superheroes unable to gain a permit to leave home after curfew for work, despite being the largest group wearing face-masks outside of medicine.
Government forced to admit that "draft report" is code for "gauge public opinion before attributing blame".
Local man continues to be both relieved and somewhat disappointed in future self due to lack of time cops knocking on his door to arrest him.
I'm a zombie and I'm finding it hard to make a living because of these mindless social distancing laws. Here's why.
Pharmaceutical company denies they made claims their new drug can be used as an excuse for racist outbursts after similar drugs were used to minimise the social backlash and unemployment effects of these ill opinions.
In an amazing discovery, trees have adapted to the changing climate of inorganic dominance by growing leaves that look like kites in the hope of attracting drones that assist in pollination, learning from human techniques to retrieve stuck toys.
In a blow to the local economy, tourism industry is all but eliminated along with humans during the robot uprising, leaving many older tourist attractions, already struggling to find relevancy, with few job opportunities.
The Public Transport Authority and trains have applauded the robot government for its initiative, as train delays become a thing of the past due to the rail network not having to deal with problematic humans and the constant issues they caused.